New product restores virginity in 5 minutes

An online shop, Hymen Shop has announced it has developed an artificial hymen that can help restore a lady's virginity over and over again.


According to a statement posted on its website, Hymen Shop said the new product requires no needle, expensive surgery or great risks. And at a cost of US$29.95, the shop said it can ship the product to any part of the world at no additional cost.

The hymen is a thin mucous membrane that completely or partially covers the opening of the vagina. It essentially contains blood and is traditionally broken by the male sex organ the first time a female has intimate intercourse. It may however break as a result of accidents independent of sex.

In countries such as Nigeria, the absence of the hymen is widely seen in some cultures as an absence of chastity in the lifestyle of a lady and a good ground to prove a female is no longer a virgin but with the artificial hymen, Hymen Shop said ladies of all ages can now re-live the first time sexual experience.

The shop said: "Artificial hymen also known as “Artificial Virginity Kit” is a type of prosthetic membrane created for the purpose of simulating an intact human hymen. Hymen repair, hymen reconstruction, hymen surgery or “revirgination” are all terms that refer to Hymenoplasty – cosmetic surgery that restores the female hymen. 

"While the Hymenoplasty procedure requires admission to a clinic and can cost thousands of dollars, the artificial hymen provides a much cheaper and convenient way to become a virgin again."

The Artificial Hymen is carefully inserted into the vagina. 

"It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrates, it will ooze out a liquid that appears like blood, not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans and you will pass through undetectable. It’s easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction," Hymen Shop stated.

The product which is produced in, and discretely shipped as a make-up kit from Hong Kong has already been described as successful with orders received from various parts of the world.

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